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fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Roza Georgiyevna Shanina, 3 April 1924 – 28 January 1945) was a Soviet sniper during World War II, credited with 54 confirmed deaths. Roza was above average in height, with light brown hair and blue eyes, and spoke in a Northern Russian dialect.

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Roza Georgiyevna Shanina, 3 April 1924 – 28 January 1945) was a Soviet sniper during World War II, credited with 54 confirmed deaths. Roza was above average in height, with light brown hair and blue eyes, and spoke in a Northern Russian dialect.

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A couple enjoying soapsuds at the Isle of Wight Festival, England, 1969

A couple enjoying soapsuds at the Isle of Wight Festival, England, 1969

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it

 Truman Capote (via quoththeculture)

onanist (n) - word of the day

This word looks prettier than it is, meaning someone who withdraws their penis just before ejaculation so as to avoid impregnation (this is called onanism). It also just means masturbator.

This word comes from Hebrew, and from the Book of Genesis, where Onan was smote for “spilling his seed on the ground”, and hence wasting some potentially procreative swimmers. May this be a wake-up call for all the eager masturbators out there - God will destroy you.

“While I abhor onanism, I haven’t a condom left”